Wednesday, December 21, 2011
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Relevant Ninja David Sabastian
This lil Ninja here is the the truth..He directed his own joint as well. Look at what Relevant Ninjas can do with a bit of innovation and a Canon 7D.
Relevant Creative Thoughts
Aspects of creative thinking that are not usually taught. This is from my folks over at Creativity Post
1. You are creative. The artist is not a special person, each one of us is a special kind of artist. Every one of us is born a creative, spontaneous thinker. The ony difference between people who are creative and people who are not is a simple belief. Creative people believe they are creative. People who believe they are not creative, are not. Once you have a particular identity and set of beliefs about yourself, you become interested in seeking out the skills needed to express your identity and beliefs. This is why people who believe they are creative become creative. If you believe you are not creative, then there is no need to learn how to become creative and you don't. The reality is that believing you are not creative excuses you from trying or attempting anything new. When someone tells you that they are not creative, you are talking to someone who has no interest and will make no effort to be a creative thinker.
2. Creative thinking is work. You must have passion and the determination to immerse yourself in the process of creating new and different ideas. Then you must have patience to persevere against all adversity. All creative geniuses work passionately hard and produce incredible numbers of ideas, most of which are bad. In fact, more bad poems were written by the major poets than by minor poets. Thomas Edison created 3000 different ideas for lighting systems before he evaluated them for practicality and profitability. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart produced more than six hundred pieces of music, including forty-one symphonies and some forty-odd operas and masses, during his short creative life. Rembrandt produced around 650 paintings and 2,000 drawings and Picasso executed more than 20,000 works. Shakespeare wrote 154 sonnets. Some were masterpieces, while others were no better than his contemporaries could have written, and some were simply bad.
3. You must go through the motions of being creative. When you are producing ideas, you are replenishing neurotransmitters linked to genes that are being turned on and off in response to what your brain is doing, which in turn is responding to challenges. When you go through the motions of trying to come up with new ideas, you are energizing your brain by increasing the number of contacts between neurons. The more times you try to get ideas, the more active your brain becomes and the more creative you become. If you want to become an artist and all you did was paint a picture every day, you will become an artist. You may not become another Vincent Van Gogh, but you will become more of an artist than someone who has never tried.
4. Your brain is not a computer. Your brain is a dynamic system that evolves its patterns of activity rather than computes them like a computer. It thrives on the creative energy of feedback from experiences real or fictional. You can synthesize experience; literally create it in your own imagination. The human brain cannot tell the difference between an "actual" experience and an experience imagined vividly and in detail. This discovery is what enabled Albert Einstein to create his thought experiments with imaginary scenarios that led to his revolutionary ideas about space and time. One day, for example, he imagined falling in love. Then he imagined meeting the woman he fell in love with two weeks after he fell in love. This led to his theory of acausality. The same process of synthesizing experience allowed Walt Disney to bring his fantasies to life.
5. There is no one right answer. Reality is ambiguous. Aristotle said it is either A or not-A. It cannot be both. The sky is either blue or not blue. This is black and white thinking as the sky is a billion different shades of blue. A beam of light is either a wave or not a wave (A or not-A). Physicists discovered that light can be either a wave or particle depending on the viewpoint of the observer. The only certainty in life is uncertainty. When trying to get ideas, do not censor or evaluate them as they occur. Nothing kills creativity faster than self-censorship of ideas while generating them. Think of all your ideas as possibilities and generate as many as you can before you decide which ones to select. The world is not black or white. It is grey.
1. You are creative. The artist is not a special person, each one of us is a special kind of artist. Every one of us is born a creative, spontaneous thinker. The ony difference between people who are creative and people who are not is a simple belief. Creative people believe they are creative. People who believe they are not creative, are not. Once you have a particular identity and set of beliefs about yourself, you become interested in seeking out the skills needed to express your identity and beliefs. This is why people who believe they are creative become creative. If you believe you are not creative, then there is no need to learn how to become creative and you don't. The reality is that believing you are not creative excuses you from trying or attempting anything new. When someone tells you that they are not creative, you are talking to someone who has no interest and will make no effort to be a creative thinker.
2. Creative thinking is work. You must have passion and the determination to immerse yourself in the process of creating new and different ideas. Then you must have patience to persevere against all adversity. All creative geniuses work passionately hard and produce incredible numbers of ideas, most of which are bad. In fact, more bad poems were written by the major poets than by minor poets. Thomas Edison created 3000 different ideas for lighting systems before he evaluated them for practicality and profitability. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart produced more than six hundred pieces of music, including forty-one symphonies and some forty-odd operas and masses, during his short creative life. Rembrandt produced around 650 paintings and 2,000 drawings and Picasso executed more than 20,000 works. Shakespeare wrote 154 sonnets. Some were masterpieces, while others were no better than his contemporaries could have written, and some were simply bad.
3. You must go through the motions of being creative. When you are producing ideas, you are replenishing neurotransmitters linked to genes that are being turned on and off in response to what your brain is doing, which in turn is responding to challenges. When you go through the motions of trying to come up with new ideas, you are energizing your brain by increasing the number of contacts between neurons. The more times you try to get ideas, the more active your brain becomes and the more creative you become. If you want to become an artist and all you did was paint a picture every day, you will become an artist. You may not become another Vincent Van Gogh, but you will become more of an artist than someone who has never tried.
4. Your brain is not a computer. Your brain is a dynamic system that evolves its patterns of activity rather than computes them like a computer. It thrives on the creative energy of feedback from experiences real or fictional. You can synthesize experience; literally create it in your own imagination. The human brain cannot tell the difference between an "actual" experience and an experience imagined vividly and in detail. This discovery is what enabled Albert Einstein to create his thought experiments with imaginary scenarios that led to his revolutionary ideas about space and time. One day, for example, he imagined falling in love. Then he imagined meeting the woman he fell in love with two weeks after he fell in love. This led to his theory of acausality. The same process of synthesizing experience allowed Walt Disney to bring his fantasies to life.
5. There is no one right answer. Reality is ambiguous. Aristotle said it is either A or not-A. It cannot be both. The sky is either blue or not blue. This is black and white thinking as the sky is a billion different shades of blue. A beam of light is either a wave or not a wave (A or not-A). Physicists discovered that light can be either a wave or particle depending on the viewpoint of the observer. The only certainty in life is uncertainty. When trying to get ideas, do not censor or evaluate them as they occur. Nothing kills creativity faster than self-censorship of ideas while generating them. Think of all your ideas as possibilities and generate as many as you can before you decide which ones to select. The world is not black or white. It is grey.
What They Won't Tell You About Terrence Howard's Divorce
In case ya'll didn't know Relevant Ninja has bagged his share of some of the banginest bangers in the world. NOT bragging, just a fact...and some not so bangin' non bangers that too is a fact. So with that said, Relevant Ninja has been in a few interracial relationship type joints and never has there once been a time where in the heat of the moment we didnt resort to saying some racist ass shit. Hell, I've even said some racist shit to a Black girlfriend a coupla times on some drunk shit. (I guess whiskey and apple juice 400 years of conditioning can get even Relevant Ninja to be on some bullshit.) Yet it wasn't overt insults, for example I had a Korean girlfriend and I would sometimes ask her...nah I won't give any examples, but it would be a subtle form of racism she (any of the girls) and I would inevitably resort to, sort of a mental joust. Although I do think she prolly called me a nigger in Korean at some point. Now if I hear a chick call me a nigger in english, I'd only stick around, just for revenge. Im just jokin'. NoImnot. Anyway fam, to sum it up, Im all for interracial relationships as long as both parties understand that love will not automatically erase the conditioning that we've all experienced since birth. We're all racist,in some way shape or form, it's that simple, if you think that you aren't, then that means you probably are the most racist, biased non critical thinking muthafucka there is. Or maybe you're not. The trick is to recognize it and if you desire to become more civilized then change your behavior and reprogram your thought process.
As far as Terrence Howard, We know damn well that Relevant Ninja Terrence Howard called her some racist shit too. Terrence is a smart muthafucka with a quick brain and a sharp tongue. You know Terrence was goin in.
To sum it up Relevant ninja does believe that love conquers all and there's always gonna be some issues whenever 2 ppl of any race decide to share their lives. Ultimately the shit is about shared values and goals boom. If Muthafuckas, got that, they're good money. If not, shit ain't gon work whatever the race. Lesgetit
Stay Relevant
R&B Battle Goes Awry
Every Relevant Ninja should be familiar with the art of the Rap batttle.I'm not so sure if the R&B battle is something for Relevant Ninja, but nevertheless check out these muffuggahs go suspect HAM.
Monday, December 12, 2011
Relevant Sundance Cinema
Aight Ninjas, as you may know, Relevant Ninja be on some other shit sometimes. This is a joint starring my mans and 'nem Dominic Bogart. He's about to be Relevant like a muffuggah. It's a film entitled "Im Not A Hipster". It may not be your cup of tea. But this joint inspired me.
Thursday, December 8, 2011
Relevant Artist Ronnie Philips
Found out life is hard but it aint ImpossibleArt Form:
Mixed Media
Style:
Representational
Subject Matter:
Figurative
Medium:
Mixed Media
InfinityArt Form:
Mixed Media
Style:
Representational
Subject Matter:
Figurative
Medium:
Mixed Media
Sunday In ParisArt Form:
Mixed Media
Style:
Representational
Subject Matter:
Figurative
Medium:
Mixed Media
Being happy is better than being a Queen.Art Form:
Mixed Media
Style:
Representational
Subject Matter:
Figurative
Medium:
Mixed Media
Ronnie Phillips is a documentary/fine arts photographer and mixed media artist who has got over 40 years in the art game. Early in Phillips’s career, he worked as a documentary photographer in the 1960’s and early 70’s in Cali. His most recent works have been mixed media paintings and collage works inspired by the remixing and restaging of his photography. His vision is to document the world as it is with the world as he dreams it to be. Bang
Relevant Ninja Wyatt Cenac to Host And Produce New Series On Comedy Central
Relevant Ninja Wyatt Cenac, is producer and host of a new show on Comedy Central, who's been writing and regularly appearing on Comedy Central's The Daily Show since 2008, If you didn't see him in in Barry Jenkins' 2008 film Medicine for Melacholy, you might wanna check that joint out.
New Footage of Martin Luther King Murder
This is from my mans and 'nem at Shadow and Act
"On Wednesday, the Smithsonian network announced it will air a documentary that contains newly uncovered footage, collected by some professors from the University of Memphis, of Martin Luther King's murder.
The documentary, titled MLK: The Assassination Tapes, includes news reports about the Memphis sanitation workers strike, the event that drew King to the city, through the assassination and its aftermath;
"This (documentary) plunges you into the immediacy of the period and allows you to absorb it the way people at the time absorbed it," said Smithsonian executive David Royle.
Apparently, it was common practice for local stations to tape over old broadcasts or throw them away back then. However, some University of Memphis professors collected all the news reports from that time and the university has maintained them.
The special airs Sunday, February 12, 2012 at 9PM.
Further details in the press release that follows:
MLK: THE ASSASSINATION TAPES draws extensively from the unique materials at the Special Collections Division at The University of Memphis.
When Memphis’s mostly black sanitation workers went on strike on February 11, 1968, several University faculty members, believing this was a seminal moment in the civil rights movement, began collecting every piece of media they could find – television, radio and print. When Dr. King arrived in town to lend his voice to their cause, the team from the University was already gathering material in full-force.
The process continued throughout both of Dr. King’s visits – and after his killing.
Much of the footage has never been seen by the public since it was first gathered in 1968…until now.
Compiling the events from authentic accounts was a difficult and painstaking task. With no narrator and with no interviews - other than those conducted by journalists at the time - producer Tom Jennings (“The Lost JFK Tapes: The Assassination”) weaves a powerful account of the events leading up to Dr. King’s murder, the shocking moment itself, and the aftermath.
MLK: THE ASSASSINATION TAPES captures the roiling emotions of the Civil Rights era, when long-simmering anger on both sides of the racial divide reached a boiling point. What led Dr. King to Memphis began when the cities’ sanitation workers went on strike to protest their poverty level wages and dangerous working conditions that led to two workers being crushed to death by a garbage compacter.
From the start, Memphis city officials refused to negotiate, insisting the workers had no right to go on strike.
In March, Dr. King decided to take time off from planning his “Poverty March on Washington” to travel to Memphis to lend his voice to the sanitation workers. Unfortunately, a second visit turned into a disaster when a march through the city turned violent, with businesses being burned and looted. Dr. King was whisked out of the city over fears for his safety. The march was one of the most humiliating moments in his career.
A week later, against the strong advice from his closest aides and confidantes, Dr. King returned, arguing that that if his message of non-violence didn’t work in Memphis, it would not work anywhere.
On April 3, at Mason Temple in Memphis, he gave his famous “Mountaintop” speech that cited the threats and foreshadowed his death: “I’ve seen the promised land. I may not get there with you. But I want you to know that we, as a people, will get to the promised land.”
The next day he was shot.
MLK: THE ASSASSINATION TAPES captures the frantic manhunt for MLK’s assassin, the riots that erupted across the country, and the desperate pleas for peace from President Lyndon Johnson and presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy. It includes poignant footage of Coretta Scott King and her children marching in Memphis just days after King’s death, in support of the striking workers.
Wednesday, December 7, 2011
Relevant Ninja Stays Keeping You Up On Game: Check Out Relevant Ninja Tijuana Jackson
If you don't know about Ex convict turned motivational speaker, Tijuana Jackson than now you know. He looks like the homeboy Romany Malco but he got a rap sheet longer than the Great Wall. Allow him to introduce himself. Stay Relevant
Relevant Ninja
Check this one too. It's informative like a mufucka.
Relevant Ninja
Check this one too. It's informative like a mufucka.
Are You Ready To Start Eating Horsemeat?? Cuz it's Legal Now!
TULSA, Oklahoma — Horses could soon be butchered in the U.S. for human consumption after Congress quietly lifted a 5-year-old ban on funding horse meat inspections, and activists say slaughterhouses could be up and running in as little as a month.
Slaughter opponents pushed a measure cutting off funding for horse meat inspections through Congress in 2006 after other efforts to pass outright bans on horse slaughter failed in previous years. Congress lifted the ban in a spending bill President Barack Obama signed into law Nov. 18 to keep the government afloat until mid-December.
It did not, however, allocate any new money to pay for horse meat inspections, which opponents claim could cost taxpayers $3 million to $5 million a year. The U.S. Department of Agriculture would have to find the money in its existing budget, which is expected to see more cuts this year as Congress and the White House aim to trim federal spending.
The USDA issued a statement Tuesday saying there are no slaughterhouses in the U.S. that butcher horses for human consumption now, but if one were to open, it would conduct inspections to make sure federal laws were being followed. USDA spokesman Neil Gaffney declined to answer questions beyond what was in the statement.
They Discovered a New Earth Like Our's Fam!
NASA has found a new planet just outside our solar system that’s mad similar to our Earth. The temperature on the surface of the planet is about 72 degrees. Its star is just like our sun, and the muffugah most likely has water and land.
Like Goldie Locks and the three bears, NASA’s Kepler planet-hunting telescope, confirmed a planet outside our solar system in the not-too-hot, not-too-cold habitable zone.
Twice before astronomers have thought they've found a "second planet ear but neither panned out. Yet, this joint may. Bang
My White Ninja Spits Style Game..He also wrote for GQ
Glenn O'Brien Closet Interview With StyleLikeU from StyleLikeU on Vimeo.
It may not be for you, but every ninja needs worldly knowledge. He gets a little boring but , it gets more interesting when he talks about relevant ninja Basquiat.
See, that mufuggah is on my wall now.
It's the holidays, so I got my Christmas lights up.
Is Hillary Clinton Dying? No Disrespect. But, It Sure Looks Like It. Peep Game Fam ugggggghhhhhh
Mad Max 4 Muffuggahs! First Look!
She was always cool.
Which, leads me this Mad Max 4 joint she's rockin' in.
There are supposed reports that director George Miller and supporting star Zoe Kravitz, will be in Namibia when cameras start rolling in March or April of next year. Relevant Ninja is predicting it'll be a off the wall joint.
WATCH ONE OF THE DOPEST SHOWS EVER, (IDRIS ELBA JOINT) COURTESY OF RELEVANT NINJA
It's one of the best shows on TV. Peep the trailer.
I've also got a surprise for you irrelevant Muffuggahs. No disrespect to the Relevant Ninjas that Come here. But here you go... The first episode of one of the dopest shows ever.
Best Drama Promo (Originated) from Promax UK on Vimeo.
Check,this is the 3rd season but you gotta catch up, that's where Relevant Ninja comes in.I've also got a surprise for you irrelevant Muffuggahs. No disrespect to the Relevant Ninjas that Come here. But here you go... The first episode of one of the dopest shows ever.
Can Someone Prove Herman Cain Aint a Bitchass Ninja?????????
How many a ya'll think Herman Cain needs to cease with the Bullshit? Aren't we tired of the media's portrayal of the Black victim role? I ain't ever felt like a victim of shit. Can it be harder to make shit crack when you have this beautiful brown skin, brilliant brain and limitless potential and talent? Yeah. Of Course, It is. Yet I remain humble out this muffuggah. Because there are billions of white ninjas going thru harder times than you can fathom. It's been that way. Asian ninjas Armenian Ninjas, Latino Ninjas, Ninjas of all supposed races. But anyway , is this guy Cain only a crash dummy for Newt to come in? Is Cain merely a recipient of a coordinated media conspiracy to undermine his presidential bid. Shit if Relevant Ninja knows...do you?
Rap Battle Goes Awry.... Again...Learn at Relevant Ninja And Learn To Avoid The Bullshit
Do you approve of emo battle rap? Relevant Ninja doesn't feel like this is an acceptable form of expression.
KOBE BRYANT, CHRIS PAUL AND DWIGHT HOWARD AS LAKERS? ONLY SOME GORGEOUS L.A PUSSY COULD FUCK THIS TRIFECTA UP
Oh snizap are the muthfuckin' Lakers pursuing the beast of a center, Dwight Howard of the Orlando Magic and point guard and relevant ninja Chris Paul of the New Orleans Hornets????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
Both players are young beasts, and if these Niggas (never ignorant getting goals accomplished) form like Voltron under the auspices of coach Mike Brown, then shit may crack off to the enth degree for the "Lake Show" 2012.
This deal may also, end up doin' Lebron dirty like the greats before him. Barkley, Wilkins, Ewing, Stockton, Malone and last but not least, Elgin Baylor. All of those players were great, but never won a ring. Jordan sealed more than a few fates.
Can these ninjas do the same?
Would having a trifecta like that in LA, (my hometown),ideally be the fuckin' sheeit? I'm sure Dwight wants to get out here, now that he see's his baby mama, Royce (a la Basketball Wives) gettin' that Hollywood shine.
Relevant Ninja knows of nothing, that could stop this Trifecta of utter gangsta, from having a dynasty longer than the Nubians of the Sudan
Except One thing.......................... Some L.A pussy.
It's treacherous in these streets fam. Trust me, I know. Regardless, Cross ya fingers ninjas, cuz with this type of competition, we all win.
Sunday, December 4, 2011
I'm A Storm Comin'
But a song will only scratch the skin
And there are still places I haven't been
Because I know what's in there is already in the air
Oh yeah, there's a storm on the way
There's a storm on the way, alright
There's a storm on the way, uh huh
And it's comin' no matter what I say
(And I come, I come, I come, I come)
Hey, hey, hey, there's truth in the thunder
Love in the lightning, the feeling is frightening
Yeah, isn't it exciting?
I'm something like stormy weather
If I weren't we would never
Huddle together, do I have to tell you
That I'm also the sunlight, that shines shortly after?
I just rain cause I have to, on to another chapter
I wish you lots of laughter
Til the next time you see me
Just remember you need me, I'm the storm coming
(And I come, I come, I come, I come)
Oh C'mon (And I come, I come, I come, I come), c'mon
Run towards the hills to avoid the high flood
I can do a dance that'll make the sky cry blood
Skills provoke, and seals will be broken open
All that's left to do is try my love, wooooooh
When I sing it's a cyclone
I'm writing a raging sea
Searching for a sign of life
Is it safe to say it's me?
Listen to our lives
The wind will whisper the way it is
I am going to happen, what a lovely day it is
Don't ask why
Just live, and, die
Cee Lo
Relevant Relaxation
Relevant Cinematics: Migrations
Aight ya'll this is the plot to this joint, it sounds good.
Helen (Tigist Selam) is the collector, a gatherer of objects and people for the Liberators, an international organization that steals African art from European museums and galleries and ships them back home. Unfortunately Interpol is after the Liberators and Helen is on the run even as she seeks the Three Medallions of Ethiopia.
Relevant Ninja Nelson George just released a new teaser for his international doc joint, Migrations starring Saul Williams, Tigist Selam, Osas Ighoduro, Epee Dingong and Ariane Plubel. Chris Rock rocks a cameo. Which makes me want to check it out. I know my mans and nem is an author but I believe this is relevant ninja Nelson George's directorial debut. Either you just checked it out or you're reading this before you check it out. It's up above.
Helen (Tigist Selam) is the collector, a gatherer of objects and people for the Liberators, an international organization that steals African art from European museums and galleries and ships them back home. Unfortunately Interpol is after the Liberators and Helen is on the run even as she seeks the Three Medallions of Ethiopia.
Relevant Ninja Nelson George just released a new teaser for his international doc joint, Migrations starring Saul Williams, Tigist Selam, Osas Ighoduro, Epee Dingong and Ariane Plubel. Chris Rock rocks a cameo. Which makes me want to check it out. I know my mans and nem is an author but I believe this is relevant ninja Nelson George's directorial debut. Either you just checked it out or you're reading this before you check it out. It's up above.
Ginger Ninja Does Some Illmatic Shit
You can call this ginger nigga and his brother with the annoying voice, lamos, but they put time and effort into something and were successful at being the best at it. What are you putting your time and effort into?
I can't be mad at fam below because he went hard in the paint as well. That's his life. Relevant Ninja doesn't judge.
Relevant Healthy Shit Fam Bam
This is my muffuggin ninja right here. All day er day. Like I said, we, here at Relevant Ninja are a coalition of truth, and the truth is myninjas that juincin' is the muthafuckin' shit. Period point blank bang. I've been on my juice thing for a while now and this nigga right here helped inspire me in my juice game and hopefully he can inspire you all as well. You why? Cuz we're fam bam. That's why muffugahs. Now, if you're buggin about how this shit is expensive... I feel you wholeheartedly, but that can't be the the catalyst for going out like some bitch ass ninja/ninjette. Invest about a c note in a juicer and you're in the goods. Im sayin, we gotta not only maintain, we gotta rock one hunded percent wit this life shit. Bang
Behold Myninjas
You Ain't Relevant If You Don't know This Ninja Right Heeeere.
Basically this is the Ninja who created the muthafuckin' personal computer. If you let these other websites tell it.. ninjas ain't really rockin' like this.
You may not have heard of Dr. Mark Dean. And you aren't alone. But everything in your life has been affected by his work.
As a young buck, Relevant Ninja Mark Dean excelled in math. In elementary school, the muffugah took advanced level math courses and in high school, Dean even built his own amplifier radio, and computer. Dean got a bachelor's degree in electrical engineering from the University of Tennessee, a masters degree in electrical engineering from Florida Atlantic University and a Ph.D. in electrical engineering from Stanford. Basically the ninja is a beast.
Dr. Mark Dean started working at IBM in 1980 and was instrumental in the invention of the Personal Computer (PC). In fact Dean is considered to be the father of modern computer science
He holds three of IBM's original nine PC patents and currently holds more than 20 total patents. Let me repeat that ninjas, 3 out of 9 patents to the original personal computer. No disrespect to relevant ninja Steve jobs but this ninja Heeere is the O.G of this shit fam bam. But not only is the ninja the OG of this shit the nigga is still stuntin' on neez bitches with the 1-Gigahertz chip, which contains one million transistors and has nearly limitless potential. Do you hear that ninjas? Limitless potential. Just like you. Limitless potential. Keeping fuckin' with Relevant Ninja and I'll help you fully realize your limitless potential. Bang
Saturday, December 3, 2011
Relevant Ninja Rolls to the Tiger Woods Tournament
You don't gotta be a bougie mufucka to be able to appreciate a ninja like Tiger Woods. All you gotta do is respect his gangsta.... if you don't respect his gangsta you most likely ain't shit, unless you're still reeling from that cablasian bullshit. In that case, you in the goods wit Relevant Ninja. I thought I'd share my muffuggin day witchall if you don't mind. It starts off with Relevant Ninja hopping in the shower putting on his Black Versace slacks (I'll feature them later) putting on my brown Same guys shirt, my fly blue patent leather boat shoes, my Black G Star windbreaker, a brown paper boy hat and rollin' out.
Me and the crew arrived around 11:00. Black ninjas, white ninjas Asian and Latino ninjas living harmonious like a muffuggah. But this is just the sign.
Aight fam
so by this time we in this bitch. Loungin'. Tiger is on hole #3 gettin' his shit on point. Bang
We're at hole #16 right here.
so by this time we in this bitch. Loungin'. Tiger is on hole #3 gettin' his shit on point. Bang
Relevant Ninja Mathew Jordan Smith Speaks About Photography
Was I not tellin' you the truth when I said Relevant Ninja keeps you relevant and up on game? Aight then fam bam check out my ninja school you on some thangs. Bang
Is Gary Dourdan's Ex Creepin On a Comeup?
Relevant Ninja Gary Dourdan was hauled into court recently for violating the restraining order placed on him after he was arrested for assaulting his ex ninjette
However, after checking that out it looks like Gary's ex breezy is trying to set him the fuck up... check it out fam bam
However, after checking that out it looks like Gary's ex breezy is trying to set him the fuck up... check it out fam bam
Friday, December 2, 2011
Nicki Minaj Got Her Own Barbie
“Barbie is obviously a pop culture icon. She’s been in the spotlight for over 50 years, and strikes that chord with girls of all ages in terms of being representative of the times. And Nicki is a big part of pop culture and also huge within the fashion industry, as well as a big Barbie fan,” says Stefani Yocky, a Barbie spokeswoman. “It’s really exciting for us that she’s been so generous to allow us to create this one-of-a-kind doll to support such an important cause.”
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Relevant Cinematics
Relevant ninjas who fux wit HBO's The Wire can look forward to seeing relevant ninjas, Jamie Hector, JD Williams, and Hassan Johnson rockin' together on screen. The three relevant actor ninjas are starring in An American in Hollywood, a new joint by the V-Twinz
The film centers around "a talented and accomplished young filmmaker from New York who embarks to Los Angeles in pursuit of the Hollywood dream, only to discover through his relationship with a beautiful feisty young actress, that Hollywood is not all that it seems.”
V-Twinz, is headed by twin ninjas Sai and Venk Varadon, who have been on the grind for a while, producing a string of music videos short films, and commercials. The pair direct and produce the project, respectively. Jason Pollard (Their Eyes Were Watching Gummy Bears) also produces. Bang
Relevant Ninja Gadgetry
Relevant Ninja featured some Paul Smith Kicks earlier here at Relevant Ninja. Now we see my manz and 'nem Paul Smith partner up with California electronics manufacturer Lasonic to make an all white Lasonic i931x Boombox. The fly piece of equipment continues to pay homage to the ’80s, but with it's uncompromising cutting edge technology, it stays Relevant like a muffuggah. As with its previous models, this collabo, made in Relevant heaven, results in a portable music system that represents the ghetto retro days of back when, while also maintaining a clean cool aesthetic.You can play music MP3s via a USB port or an iPod dock controlled via a LCD display. In addition, the i931x Boombox still features the classic AM/FM radio. Weighing at 145 lbs and 255 by 144 by 65 inches, this collaborative venture will be released in early this month for about $670.
Relevant Ninja Fashion
These bitches come in a premium black colorway, with bright yellow laces, lightweight Vibram outsoles and GORE-TEX lining to combat the cold or for comfort. These 'll set you back $200. Cop 'em online.
Relevant Ninjete Taraji P. Henson Speaks On Ninjettes Sticking Together and Her Craft
Taraji P. Henson on The Raheem DeVaughn Show from The Raheem DeVaughn Show on Vimeo.
Notice how she spoke about a "slow build".Who Had more Swag Lil B or Nat King Cole?
This don't get play in my ride unless I'm turnt up of that yuletide eggnog but it's all good to blast this shit if you're at home right now. Then compare
VS
This joint is kinda dope too. Compare ninjas.
VH1 TLC TV Movie In The Works
From Relevant Ninja Tambay
VH1 has announced that they're planning to get back into the TV movie business with a series of bio-pics about popular pop and hip-hop groups and musicians. If ya'll remember they did have a MC hammer, The Biggie/Tupac joint, with relevant ninja and ninjette Faizon Love and Toni Braxton that wasn't really, Biggie/Tupac but that shit was still kinda good, the Michael Jackson joint and maybe a few others. So now they're doing one based off of the music, career and the private and painful conflicts and personal lives of the popular 1990's trio TLC.
Made up of Chilli, Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, who was tragically killed in car accident while on a spiritual retreat in Honduras in April 2002, the group sold tens of millions of albums worldwide and is still considered to be most successful female group in history.
I gotta say VH1 always puts out Relevant television movies for the time. The Michael Jackson one Im not so sure about, but the other one's held my interest and shit. So Im looking forward to seeing what they do with this one.
T Boz and Chilli are rockin' as consultants and executive producers for the joint. Kate Lanier is puttin' the pen to the paper on that muffuggah as the writer. She also wrote What’s Love Got To Do With It, Beauty Shop, and Set It Off.
According to Chilli: “The reality of this brings me to tears because I am seeing one of my dreams come to life. I always felt our story had to be told. What makes it even more amazing is having Kate Lanier on board. I remember watching ‘What’s Love Got To Do With It’ with Lisa, and I knew then whoever wrote that story had to write ours."
No word yet as to the director or if they've started casting, but I'll let ya'll know If some of you guys want to audition.
Made up of Chilli, Tionne “T-Boz” Watkins, Lisa “Left Eye” Lopes, who was tragically killed in car accident while on a spiritual retreat in Honduras in April 2002, the group sold tens of millions of albums worldwide and is still considered to be most successful female group in history.
I gotta say VH1 always puts out Relevant television movies for the time. The Michael Jackson one Im not so sure about, but the other one's held my interest and shit. So Im looking forward to seeing what they do with this one.
T Boz and Chilli are rockin' as consultants and executive producers for the joint. Kate Lanier is puttin' the pen to the paper on that muffuggah as the writer. She also wrote What’s Love Got To Do With It, Beauty Shop, and Set It Off.
According to Chilli: “The reality of this brings me to tears because I am seeing one of my dreams come to life. I always felt our story had to be told. What makes it even more amazing is having Kate Lanier on board. I remember watching ‘What’s Love Got To Do With It’ with Lisa, and I knew then whoever wrote that story had to write ours."
No word yet as to the director or if they've started casting, but I'll let ya'll know If some of you guys want to audition.
Vybz Kartel Update from Relevant Ninja Wilthy
**UPDATE**
Police have came forward dispelling rumors of Vybz Kartel and seven other inmates got away with a grand escape from New Horizon Adult Remand Centre. They also say that rumors of a guard dying from a heart attack and 12 others being injured during the escape, is completely not true.
Assistant Commissioner of Police Les Green claimed he had no knowledge of the escape, saying "I know nothing about that. If that had taken place I would would certainly have known."
An officer at nearby Denham Town Police station also weighed in on the situation, saying "It may be an attempt by his cronies to keep him in the news but they don't need to spread rumours to do that because he will be in the news for quite some time."
Police have came forward dispelling rumors of Vybz Kartel and seven other inmates got away with a grand escape from New Horizon Adult Remand Centre. They also say that rumors of a guard dying from a heart attack and 12 others being injured during the escape, is completely not true.
Assistant Commissioner of Police Les Green claimed he had no knowledge of the escape, saying "I know nothing about that. If that had taken place I would would certainly have known."
An officer at nearby Denham Town Police station also weighed in on the situation, saying "It may be an attempt by his cronies to keep him in the news but they don't need to spread rumours to do that because he will be in the news for quite some time."
That Buck That Bought A Bottle Coulda Struck The Lotto(Common Spits Nas)
Listen to the words fam bam. That's money!
White Ninja Anchorman Tries To Clear Up Weave Comment
You guys remember that little Weavegate" situaion poppin' of? If not check it here
I'm not a Black Ninjette, so I don't know if it's offensive. but I honestly think the white ninja was just joking with his homegirl. But then again I'm not a ninjette. Nevertheless, they cleared it up here
Im laughing cuz they called son a "messy Bald headed Queen" lol. I won't ask whatchall think cuz all 371-410 of you won't comment for shit. Actually I will ask what do you guys think about this muffuggah's rebuttal?
I'm not a Black Ninjette, so I don't know if it's offensive. but I honestly think the white ninja was just joking with his homegirl. But then again I'm not a ninjette. Nevertheless, they cleared it up here
Im laughing cuz they called son a "messy Bald headed Queen" lol. I won't ask whatchall think cuz all 371-410 of you won't comment for shit. Actually I will ask what do you guys think about this muffuggah's rebuttal?
You may not Be Relevant If You Don't Know Who Neil DeGrasse Tyson Is
Now aside from being one of the smartest and most innovative thinking muffuggahs on the planet earf'. My nigga Neil's swag is out of this world. Degrasse Tyson doesn't speak in a nasally tone that you would stereotype most scientists to sound like. The nigga moves like a real ninja when he speaks and undoubtedly gets top notch nerd groupie ass. Relevant Ninja doesn't give you genius status if you know the origins of a star but can't figure out how to make a chick drop her drawers for you ('scuse me ladies). Intelligence is a vast and unchartered landscape. Anyway, here's a bit about my mans and 'nem Neil Degrasse Tyson.
Matter of fact just google him ya'll.
To make a long story short this is the man that convinced the whole science community that Pluto isn't a planet.
The Game Has Got It's Premiere Date
Season 5 of BET‘s Relevant T.V The Game finally has a premiere date out this muffuggah, so get ready to mark your calendars. The launch date for Tuesday, January 10th at 10 p.m. I know ya'll are excited.
Season four premiered on BET to stellar reviews from viewers and critics — earning an outrageous 7.7 million viewers — BET’s most watched show ever.
Watch myninjas do their thing in the trailer below
Wednesday, November 30, 2011
Relevant Documentary
A new PBS documentary called “Slavery by Another Name” just might be the shit. It may be some of that ol' bullshit though. Usually PBS is aight wit their joints. The film, narrated by Relevant Ninja Laurence Fishburne, will focus on the struggles of the post-Emancipation era, as well as the labor practices and laws that effectively created new forms of slavery in the South (and which persisted well into the twentieth century). The book on which the documentary was based, by Wall Street Journal writer Douglas A. Blackmon, was the 2009 Pulitzer Prize winner for general nonfiction. Just a lil something to keep you Relevant fam bam
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Im not up in this bitch to live up to your expectations and you're not up in this muffuggah to live up to my expectations. Bang
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Whoa there...The Ninja Vybz Kartel Escaped Fuckin' Prison and Back Into Relevance
Just as we thought the cold concrete and iron bars of a Jamaican prison were going to shut him out of the world of Relevancy. The ghostfaced Jamaican dancehall artist bucked the system, got the fuck relevant by pulling off the biggest prison escape in the history of Jamaica. It's said that Vybez Kartel 7 others mashed with the heat and rolled the bloodclot outta Horizon Adult Remand Centre on November 30th.
At around 1:00 am, by taking officers hostage 1 police overseer died from a heart attack and 12 others police overseers got fucked up during the escape.
The Po Po captured one of the escapees. Although he's not on the Reggae Hot 100 list, the Ninja did reach relevance by being on "Jamaica's Most Wanted" list. Vybz, you better skate in the wind homie. Get plastic surgery or somethin'.
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