Wednesday, November 30, 2011

Whoa there...The Ninja Vybz Kartel Escaped Fuckin' Prison and Back Into Relevance


Just as we thought the cold concrete and iron bars of a Jamaican prison were going to shut him out of the world of Relevancy. The ghostfaced Jamaican dancehall artist bucked the system, got the fuck relevant by pulling off the biggest prison escape in the history of Jamaica. It's said that Vybez Kartel 7 others mashed with the heat and rolled the bloodclot outta Horizon Adult Remand Centre on November 30th.
At around 1:00 am, by taking officers hostage 1 police overseer died from a heart attack and 12 others police overseers got fucked up during the escape.
The Po Po captured one of the escapees. Although he's not on the Reggae Hot 100 list, the Ninja did reach relevance by being on "Jamaica's Most Wanted" list. Vybz, you better skate in the wind homie. Get plastic surgery or somethin'.

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