Monday, February 20, 2012

Relevant Ninja Wayne Brady Is Funny as Hell

Why Black History Month is Some of That 'Ol Bullshit


Black history month got people thinking Black history begins with slavery.

That's why you always hearing stupidity like: "The first black doctor" "The first black to graduate from college" and "The first black architect" and "the first black writer". The first nigga to die in the war. Straight. Mind. Control. Black people have been doctors, scientists and architects for thousands of years.

The Civil Rights Movement, The media and the education system reduced a nation of people with a deep history in science, mathematics, medicine, religion and government to Kunta Kinte and Harriet Tubman. Fuck Black history month!

What's Black?


Do Plantation Negros and Crackas enforce the most ghetto misconceptions of the black experience?
You've heard muffugahs say this shit "There exists a bias against black. A preference for white. Skin whitening creams and products that straighten hair are PROOF that there is a societal role that makes women dissatisfied with their appearance yada yada yawn ..."



My ninja DV says this..Black Africans, Black Indians, Black Pacific Islanders, Black Americans, Black Dominicans, Black Brazilians, Black Asians, Black ... humans beings, have a wide variety of skin color and hair textures.

Black hair texture in fact ranges from coiled to curly to straight. This readily observable truth stands in stark contrast to the core ignorance of the Jigaboo assumption that insists "straight hair" is a characteristic exclusive to "non-black people".

Therefore the meme which insists for example, that a black woman who desires to straighten her hair, no longer desires to be black is invalid. It is as ridiculous as insisting a white woman who tans her skin no longer wishes to be white. No. A black woman who straightens her hair ... simply wants straighter hair.

Jigaboos have internalized a meme conceived externally, that blackness, is derived solely of Africa. The Jigaboo assumes that "authentic" black is somehow limited to the Bantu archetype. The implication is that unless your hair is as nappy as a Soweto barbershop, you're not ... really ... black. Unless you can hold 2 Fifty Cent pieces in your nostrils ... you must be "mixed". The Jigaboo assumption is a byproduct of the great Darwinian hoax that insists, without evidence, that man "came from" Africa. The truth is man is indigenous to the planet. His antediluvian diaspora is evidenced by black aboriginals located around the globe. The so-called "African-American" is actually an amalgamation of all kinds of Blackness.

What a society considers beautiful is merely a meme.

Standards of beauty compete in the open marketplace of ideas. Eventually ideals are produced by the constant contest of extremes. The dark and curly often lighten and straighten. Just as the pale and straight often darken and perm.

Is there a bias against black in society?

Absolutely not.

Blackness is craved.

Are Black Ninjas Native Americans?

Sunday, February 19, 2012

A message from the One percent

What Relevant Americans Should Realize. Also Ammunition for the Ignorant

If you happen to run into the assholes who think spreading the wealth is bad for America..perhaps you should spring this idea on that ass. Listen closely.

Bill Maher - Irritable Bowl Syndrome from Fraser Davidson on Vimeo.

Should doctors be locked up just like Tyrone and Lil Serv'em Up

Radar Online is reporting that “Lorazepam, Valium, Xanax, and a sleeping medication” were found by "twelve" aka "five oh" aka "twenties" aka "Popo" aka "folk" aka "fuckin' pigs'..

You gotta note that there were absolutely no illegal drugs were found in her room. Whitney Houston struggled with the yay and whatnot in the past, but they were not involved in her death at all apparently. So my question is how could Whit Whit be gone off the the yay, Chron and Patron for 20 or so years but the minute Dr. So And muffukin So serves Ms. Houston up then the Legendary Diva got holla at ST. Peter. I may fucks wit a bit of herb from time to time and I may get's my Farmer's Market Kabuki Happy hour on but Relevant Ninja will not fux wit the Pharmaceudicals. I suggest you all don't either. Bang